Monday, April 25, 2005

A New Day, Same Bullshit!

Listen, I could go on a lengthy diatrabe about who coined the term "nuclear option". Or I could once again delve into the ridiculous actions of Tom DeLay and Bill Frist and the Terry Schiavo affair. Or Mel Martinez and crucifying his staffer. Or how the UN deserves a representative from the hegemon who hasn't pretty much said the UN has no reason to exist. Or how he has a horrible looking growth on his upper lip. There is no need to go on about the 2006 elections, those are far away, and I hope to stuff several girls by then. No reason to speculate why Republicans are so fucking obsessed with Hilary Clinton. Or mention how handsome John Kerry looks compared to the Senate Foreign Relations gang (like a dignified lion I tell you!).

Furthermore, no reason to even bring up Social Security Reform, or any Reform for that matter, surely we all know that Republicans own the word "reform" and that all that they ever do is intended to fix something already broken. The idea that some things are already just fine is ludicrous. We need reform. Lots of reform. I love reform so much I'm not even going to finish this sentence properly, I'm just going to reform reform reform REFORM reform.

Fucking cocksuckers, all of them!

In light of all that, there is a fucking beautiful girl in one of my classes, and I think she deserves to be given a CD that looks a little something like this:

The Gun Club- Sex Beat
Naked Raygun- No Sex
The Dwarves- Fuck Em All
The Faint- Worked Up So Sexual
Kraut- Matinee
Dead Kennedys- Too Drunk To Fuck
Bad Brains- Pay To Cum
Iggy and the Stooges- Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell
E-Rotic- Doctor Dick
Stero Total- I Am Naked
Tom Waits- I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You
The Mountain Goats- There Will Be No Divorce
The Lids- She's Been Around
Stars- Elevator Love Letter
Magnetic Fields- I'm Sorry I Love You
Hawksley Workman- Jealous Of Your Cigarette
Destiny's Child- Is She The Reason? (for my purposes, is HE the reason?)

Full of mixes messages. As I said on another one of these things, FUCK CLARITY.

That CD looks like the work of a flip flopper.

Go fucking die you two year olds!

Maybe that was a bit harsh. I admit, I'll choke on candor like that.

Going fucking die, you three year olds.

Monday, April 11, 2005

New RFID Passports Put Americans In Extreme Danger

The State Department is rolling out new passports that make use of RFID Tags. This would put all Americans traveling abroad in extreme danger, as their passports would be homing beacons for thieves, rapists, kidnappers, and terrorists.

See my full article on Daily Kos